| well i have a lot to say but im dogged.... |
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| if you are a dee, please dont marry a dee... because then your kids will be dee da dees... |
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| i tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.... |
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| i'm signed up for segment two.... i see you are drinking 1% is that because you think you're fat? because you're not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted to... tip of the day: don't lick a frozen metal pole... and if i was beaver and i came home and found the door open i could go in and say to my beaver mother, can't anyone close the dam door? i had the weirdest dream last night... oh wait no i didn't.... hmm.... A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around. Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing. The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around." i'm half irish, half mexican, and half polish.... you are probably thinking wait a minute.... there is three halves there.... and that must mean im a person and a half.... so now you think im fat, no matter where i go i cant get away from you peoples criticism... despite what you think of me i figured out a weight loss system where i can eat this certain item as much as i want and still lose weight... you know what that is? my fingers... so brilliant, no matter where you are you always have something to eat, pretty handy huh? hahahahahaha handy.... get it handy.... ahahahaa ok well i make myself laugh.... i better get going dr. phil is almost on... |
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| If.....
I died:
I kissed you:
I fell:
I lived next door to you:
I showed up at your house unexpectently:
I stole something:
I was murdered:
I cried:
I asked you to marry me:
I was hospitalized: ::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
Personality:
Eyes:
Hair:
Family:
Friends:
Smile: ::WOULD YOU:: Keep a secret if i told you one?
Hold my hand?
Study with me?
Cook for me?
Love me?
Date me? ::HAVE YOU EVER:: Lied to make me feel better?
Wanted to kiss me?
Wanted to kill me?
Broke my heart?
Thought I was unbearably annoying?
Hated me?
Wanted to tell me someting but didn't?
Wondered about my sanity? ::More:: Describe me in three words:
What do you think of me now?
What reminds you of me?
When's the last time you saw me?
Can I fill this out for you? |
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